God's Silliest Soldier Shirt
Youth heavyweight t-shirt · Comfort Colors 9018
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The "God's Silliest Soldier" shirt is an original Banned Clothes design printed on a Comfort Colors 9018 Youth Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt. 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed, 6.1 oz/yd² (207 g/m²). Youth classic fit, seamless body, shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape. Say it without saying it.
Color: Black
Size: XS
Youth sizing: these run much smaller than adult sizes. Check the size chart below.
God's Silliest Soldier t-shirt details
Fabric & fit+
- Blank
- Comfort Colors 9018 Youth Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
- Material
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed
- Weight
- 6.1 oz/yd² (207 g/m²)
- Fit
- Youth classic fit, seamless body, shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
- Neck
- Ribbed collar with reinforced stitching
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) print
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Size chart+
YOUTH sizing, measured flat in inches. These run much smaller than adult sizes: a youth XL is roughly an adult S. Measurements may vary by up to 2". How to measure.
| Size | Length | Chest width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.75" | 13.5" |
| S | 20.5" | 14.5" |
| M | 21.5" | 16.5" |
| L | 22.75" | 17.5" |
| XL | 26" | 19.5" |
Shipping & replacements+
- Printed to order in the US in 3–5 business days.
- US delivery 5–10 business days after shipping; international 10–20.
- Tracking number emailed the moment it ships.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Free replacement within 30 days. Replacement policy.
Questions about the “God's Silliest Soldier” shirt
- What is the "God's Silliest Soldier" shirt made of?
- The "God's Silliest Soldier" shirt is printed on a Comfort Colors 9018 Youth Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt: 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed, 6.1 oz/yd² (207 g/m²). Youth classic fit, seamless body, shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape.
- How does the "God's Silliest Soldier" shirt fit?
- This design is printed on a youth blank, so sizes run much smaller than adult sizes: a youth XL is roughly an adult small. Check the size chart on this page before ordering.
- How is the design printed and will it crack or fade?
- Every Banned Clothes tee is printed using Direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks that soak into the cotton rather than sitting on top, so the print stays soft and won't crack. Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
- How long does shipping take?
- Orders are printed to order in 3–5 business days and US delivery takes another 5–10 business days. You get a tracking number by email the moment it ships.
- Can I return or exchange it?
- Because each shirt is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for sizing or preference changes, so check the size chart first. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or incorrect, email us within 30 days and we'll replace it for free.
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